Office Potluck SZN!
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Ah yes, it’s that wonderful time of year where coworkers gather for servings of struggle, cat hair-drizzled cuisines, and other questionable concoctions at the always eventful office potluck that’s grown into one of our favorite holiday traditions.
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Last year, a friendly neighborhood hero named Shannon trended after saving his office’s depressing potluck with a mouthwatering array of dishes. Whew, the real MVP.
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In a separate TikTok video, one of Shannon’s coworkers confirmed that he is, indeed, a great person who blessed the homeless with leftovers from their potluck.
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This year, a TikToker named Kim is going viral for her reaction to seeing green been casserole in person for the first time at her office potluck.
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We’re also longing for a resurgence of celebrity struggle plates, especially from kitchen queen Draya who hasn’t whipped up one of her questionable culinary creations in a while.
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You may recall the the former Basketball Wife-turned-Basketball boo thang proudly posting her struggle meals and recipes that immediately got dragged to Hell and back in one of the funniest (and messiest) holiday traditions on the internet.
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Now, to be fair, her cooking has improved drastically (well, kinda) over the years based on recent pics and her Youtube cooking show where she seems to have found her groove as a chef.
What’s your funniest office potluck experience? Did you participate this year? If so, what did you bring? Which dishes are you looking forward to the most this Thanksgiving? Tell us down below and enjoy he funniest, wildest, and pettiest office potluck tweets on the flip.
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